With almost all the small business membership outfits speaking in an almost unified voice about which small business health bill they favor, you might think that everybody is on the same page. But what if those organizations haven’t bothered to mention to their members that more than one proposal is on the table?

Fresh back from our nation’s capital, I get to bring you stories of cluelessness this week. We’ve got the familiar tale of great small business policy that doesn’t help microbusinesses at all, and a fairly hilarious GAO report on federal agencies doing their best Keystone Cops impersonation.